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Writer's Block: As the Cookie Crumbles

If you ran the fortune cookie factory, what message would you make sure gets put in a cookie?
"Get a life"  

Writer's Block: What Makes You Feel Sexy?

What makes you feel sexy?
     Flesh colored beards.

   You know what I'm talking about..

 

Its Been Quite A While Since I


                     Posted here. But theres nothing really to post about. Uhm...
                Well, I drew a picture of a strawberry. 


                    
                        
                      Yeah... No wonder I havent been posting.   
             Well actually, near mah house there is this cool tunnel where kids used to paint graffiti.
         But graffiti, not tagging. 

                         The Difference Between Tagging and Grafftiti:
                
                        Graffiti :D



                    Tagging >:0
                               

      

                 So you see, graffiti is more of an art form thing, while tagging is just like bad handwriting written on surfaces to either mark territory or just kinda like a "Jesus was here" thing. But yeah, its not like anyone asked, anyway. Haha.


                          

May. 30th, 2009


           Ugh, I hate how on weekends I wake up late, and my friends ALWAYS call me RIGHT when I wake up.
      And, its super annoying because on their end of the phone they sound all fresh and clean, while on Mine, 
     I sound like a coughing goat giving birth to a human face in the back of a hot car.  

          
What are some simple things we can teach kids to do to take care of Mother Nature?
They can take care of the inside of my ass.








Aw, Im mean.

  I recently discovered a new band, The Dead Weather. They are pretty interesting, except I dont really listen to them that often.
 I like Coconut Records, their songs are cute. 
 
  Ugh, I HATE kiwis. Who in their right mind would eat those? Its like eating cat vomit that was emitted on St. Patricks day inside of a furry bowl made of pubic hair. Disgusting!  

 
  I want to type more in small text because its funner, and yeah. ANND Im trying to make more posts, if anyone cares haha. Aw.

  Someday I am going to get a super cool tattoo and its gonna be a zombie from the movie FIDO. That was a cool movie, actually.

  How come no one makes icons from FIDO? Only from stupid and moronic movies like .. fdadamrf?

   Im gonna go watch Heroes, someday.

 

 Well, today I ate all the sugar cookies, but now Im still hungry and this sucks. I think there was lemon rind or something in the cookies, I think. Lemme check..
Well it doesnt have lemon, but it does have Flavor.
  Yeah, Flavor. 


 Haha at least it doesnt have Rapeseed Oil, like the other ones did. 

   Rapeseed Oil. It shouldnt be funny, but it is.

 God, Im so boring that I talk about the ingredients inside of the cookies I hate, while other people are ranting about war and bush, and other stuff thats more important.

 
  Well whatever.

 Rapeseed Oil


 

 

How old are you?
As old as you want me to be haha

Do you have good friends?
 Not sure.

How would you describe your personality?
 Aggressive, creepy, somewhat humorous, slow.

Would you consider yourself easy to get along with?
 Maybe, not in person though.

Are your parents cool?
 ... Yes.

Do you have a pet?
 3 black cats.
Elvis, Baby Elvis, Mikka

What’s your favorite food?
 Chinese

What color eyes do you have?
 HAZEL

What does your hair look like?
 Like gomosexual.

Do you wear glasses?
 Yeah, sometimes.

Freckles?
 Used to

What is your ethnic background?
Oh, you know..

Do you speak any other languages?
 Yes, Russian, hopefully someday Mandarin

Do you drive? If so, what car?
No/no

What’s your favorite season?
Summer!

Myspace:

When did you make your myspace?
Couple months ago.

How many friends do you have?
 Well, Im too lazy to add them, so not many

Do you have any friends that you don’t know personally?
Nope, well except for band profiles

How do you feel about the first friend on your whole myspace list?
Good.

How do you feel about the last friend on your whole myspace list?
Great.

Are you online a lot?
Yeah, editing the profile and stuff

Who has the coolest myspace out of all of your friends?
Andrea:)

Relationships:

Have you ever been in relationship?
Yeah, I guess

How many crushes have you had?
Alot

Do you like somebody?
Yes

Do you ask, or get asked?
Get asked.

Does the person that you like know that you like them?
Yeah, I guess.

Do they like you?
Yeah, I guess.

What kind of person are you looking for?
A nice one.

What is most important about a person?
Their personality.

Interests:

What do you like to do in your spare time?
Draw, read, listen to music

Do you play any after-school sports?
Nope

What is your favorite class?
Art, and Orchestra :P
 

Any foreign languages?
No..

Where do you plan to go to college?
Im not sure, somewhere in Australia maybe

What do you plan to major in?

If you were to learn any language, what would it be?
Mandarin

If you were to learn about anything, what would it be?
Animals

Do you like your high school?
...
Teehee

Are you a math person?
Nooooo

Miscelleneous:

Do you ski or snowboard?
Ski

Would you consider yourself smart?
A little..

Do you like skaters? Would you want to be one?
Yeah, no.

Have you ever been in a fight?
Yessss

Do you think that you are strong?
Yessss

Who would win, boxer or ultimate fighter?
Ultimate fighter

Did you like this survey?
 no


 

Writer's Block: Swine Times

Are you worried about catching the swine flu? Do you have a plan for avoiding contagion or dealing with quarantine?
   The only kind of flu I got is the fiiiinnee flu.
Like, fine flu instead of swine flu.?



  Oh God:o
What can the government do to protect America from another financial catastrophe?
     You tell me.